Feeling any better? Nah me neither!
I think our piss will be boiling for a long while yet – well as long as our useless manager 
(wonder why he didn’t dedicate that miserable week to Mike Ashley, like he did the Chelsea result?) is stinking the place out.
This last week, in particular the fourth derby loss on the spin and the third at home without a goal being scored is going to leave an open wound on the body of Newcastle United supporters and Old Trafford looks like being the next massive hoof in the balls from our club.
We, your humble servants will have another issue of THE SPECIAL out for you and it will be in your in-boxes come Boxing Day morning as per normal.
As ever, THE SPECIAL is designed for the Mag on the move and is brilliant on smart-phones and it will provide some interest for those travelling on buses or whatever to the Borough of Trafford.
Although we do target THE SPECIAL for match-going Mags, we are hardly about to get the hump if those not going to the match sign up for it as well. It will be great pre-match reading whether you are on the bus to Old Trafford, heading for the pub to watch it lying stretched out on the sofa.
THE SPECIAL works brilliantly on all devices but it is only available to those who sign up for it.
Don’t worry, its absolutely FREE.
There will be some punchy articles written by yours truly, Gareth Harrison our deputy editor and regular writers Alex Hurst and Mark Brophy.
There will also be a mini-podcast, THE LITTLE CHAT, so don’t forget to stick a pair of wear plugs in your pocket to have a listen on your way to Old Trafford.
Thanks to David X Smith we’ll have a smashing little fixture-based quiz to test your Newcastle United knowledge.
To make sure you get THE SPECIAL, just sign up here.
That is all.
