Some nonsense survey results. Click here if you are really bored at work 
Continuing uncertainty at how Jonas has been treated by Pardew and United. Click here.
Liverpool and Arsenal are interested in Aarons. Click here.
Rumours about United move for Anderlecht striker. Click here.
Guardian competition for United v QPR tickets. Click here
Pardew wants United to emulate Bayern Munich. Just without the ambition, trophies and god football obviously. Click here
That is all.
I was bored at home and read the survey – good grief, who on earth did they ask ….. A bowl of rice pudding, jigsaw puzzles, driving an Audi, Mr T, The Mail – I am bewildered