Simon Bird in The Mirror gets it right – Click here newspapers1

Transfer rumours – United after Anderlecht striker – Click here 

Ayoze – wanting to be like Alan Shearer – Click here

Nice story about Pavel joining a Geordie Stag Doo in PragueClick here

Dyer and Bramble want to be coaches? Really? Click here

Spot on piece from Luke Edwards in The Telegraph – Click here

Some of his colleagues (Barclay, Winter) might do well to give it a good read rather than dressing up click bait as coverage.

Looks like we have missed the boat with Lacazette – Click here

He ingratiates himself with Ashley and alienates himself from the fans with this nonsense – Click here

Janmaat goes completely over the top about Pardew – Click here

The club is getting its money out of Keith Bishop’s PR expertise.

Pardew on not getting carried away – Click here