On behalf of everyone associated with this gobshite fanzine may we welcome Georginio Wijnaldum to Newcastle United.
We understand the fee is £14:5m which is calculated to make him the third biggest signing in Newcastle United history.
Georginio is a central midfielder predominantly and personally I hope he is there to give us much-needed creativity from the middle of the park.
This looks like a very good signing and we should congratulate the club for completing it.
Now go and get some more.
And another thing. This is the lad’s song, see enclosed the tune. Just the chorus obviously.
Gin Gini he comes from Holl-and,
Gin Gini he hates Sun-land,
Gin Gini he screams when he scores,
Gin Gini (short pause) let yourself go whooaah. (repeat).
‘He hates sun-land’ Really??How old are you? I bet Tim Rice is shitting himself.
Pity we didn’t send Anita (plus maybe a few more)
the other way. Would have thought Charnley would get excited over a part-ex deal.
Good tune and good words. Good signing too. Now a few more please or a magical upgrading of those likely to be around him. Can’t have him wasted due to ineffective strikers or defenders. Just for a moment I nearly regretted my decision to become an ex ST holder.