The Mirror is reporting that Man U have been more or less priced out of a move for Sean Longstaff with a price-tag of 50 millions. The Old Trafford club reckon that is a bit steep. Fair enough, we’ll keep him then. Click here. Whether that remains to be the case we can only speculate upon. Who can imagine Ashley not getting a hard-on at the prospect of a fee of 35millions+ incoming? This one still has legs obviously.

Perhaps even more worrying is the news that Martin Dubravka is unhappy at the departure of Rafa Benitez (join the club pal) and may be agitating for a route out of United. The Mail reckons Spurs and Man U are behind newly promoted Aston Villa in the pecking order for our very popular goalie. Monaco and Porto are also interested and there is a risible fee of 12 millions being put on our Czech ‘keeper. Click here.

Who imagines Dubravka is the only unhappy player at how things have tuned this summer?

There is absolutely no good news or any positivity to report whatsoever. But you knew that already.