There is a newspaper today which shall not be named which is carrying a story about Mike Ashley threatening to knock out a Newcastle United supporter who pulled him in The Paradise Restaurant, Hampstead, London and called him a parasite. The supporter also went on to instruct Ashley to get out of Newcastle United and the city. He has done what many of you reading this would do if the opportunity arose.
Ashley had deluded himself the Mag wanted to shake his hand but during his little rage, apparently got a bit red in the face before he pulled the tough guy schtick. Laughable. He doesn’t look like he could put the light out.
I’m reminded of the line from Get Carter:
“You’re a big man, but you’re in bad shape. With me it’s a full time job. Now behave yourself”.
However, if Ashley fancies a bit of a square go with a Newcastle United supporter, the queue to volunteer to face our loathed owner will start outside The Strawberry and end at Tynemouth Priory.
Fancy it Rocky?
See you Saturday!