Look, forget the match for a minute. Only one thing matters; the Newcastle United fan in need of emergency treatment in the East Stand during the first-half. Thankfully, he is reportedly in a stable and responsive condition. His life, all life, relegates football to the footnotes.
Credit to those medical professionals who acted swiftly. And credit too to the players – Tottenham’s Sergio Reguilon and Eric Dier in particular – who drew attention to a fellow human’s troubles and called for the defibrillator.
These actions will hopefully ensure that once again the supporter in question can occupy his rightful seat at St James’ Park. All else – the takeover and its controversies; the raucous early game atmosphere; the idiocy of a midfielder with ideas above his station; yet another surrender – are academic in comparison.
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But here’s at attempt to unravel on-field matters. It appears the more things seem to change, the more they stay the same. Expectation, excitement, followed by excrement.
There were glimpses of what the future might hold. A noise reminiscent of old. A pre-game noise that will live long in memory, followed by an opening blaze of glory.
But none of that masks the fundamental issues that need addressing. Some will have to wait a dozen games. Others ailments, though, are more easily treatable. Steve Bruce is one of them. He must go.
Goals two minutes from the start and end added false gloss. They simply bookended an obvious gulf in quality. Callum Wilson’s stooping header two minutes in was a script-writer’s wet-dream. It brought scenes of jubilation. Hug-a-stranger type joy, shattered as quickly as it came. That Eric Dier somehow contrived to deflect past Hugo Lloris late on was baffling but never looked likely to lead to a comeback. It also meant Newcastle managed to score twice with one shot on target.
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Tottenham Hotspur cruised to three points. They trailed for just 15 minutes, Tanguy Ndombele thumping an equaliser after a lesson in defensive social distancing. Five minutes later Harry Kane put them in front, before Son effectively sealed the deal before the break, Kane providing the square ball. Son was thought to be one of those ruled out with a post-international trip positive COVID-19 test, but a club statement confirmed the positives had been false.
As a club Spurs are in an odd place. Ahead of the first international break, Nuno Espirito Santo’s side topped the table, having retained their talisman. That papered over a few cracks. They then lost three on the bounce, including a humiliating north London derby defeat. All is not well.
Plus, there is a sense of dis-ease around the place, a detachment between fans groups and the club. It’s bubbled away for a while, the attempted European Super League breakaway making it a crisis. Nuno’s prickly nature hardly endears him to folk, and their supporters have not warmed to either man or style. If a manager under pressure could pick a Premier League fixture to restore some confidence though, Bruce’s Newcastle would be the unanimous choice. Tottenham arrived with six goals in seven games, and left with nine in eight.
Where to start. At least we had a proper striker. Wilson’s value to Newcastle United is immeasurable. The state of his hamstring will go a long way to defining where we sit in a dozen games’ time.
Defensively though it was a non-event. All bar one of the back five was present during the Championship winning season and it told. Javier Manquillo was the exception but the Spaniard – after his early assist – had a poor game. He was guilty of not stepping up for Kane’s goal. It was a deft finish but looked to have been ruled out when the flag went up. Var had a look and said it should stand. Others were guilty of ball watching. It was the striker’s first Premier League goal of the campaign, albeit his tenth for club and country.
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Too often heavy touches surrendered possession cheaply and needlessly, Longstaff and Manquillo amongst the guilty parties. The former is an odd one; superb at Watford last month, he reverted to the lost-boy-in-midfield that’s seen him more out than in under Bruce.
The second half was a non-event. Well except that Jonjo Shelvey managed a 23-minute cameo before picking up a pair of petulant bookings and wandering off. What can you say? So very Newcastle.
The day’s highlight? Perhaps the return of Wor Flags, Jimmy Nail quotes an all. Please though no more grown adults misusing tea-towels and wrapped in Saudi flags. There are so many reasons why it is wrong. If that sort of thing entertains you, well, the mind boggles.
Firing Bruce – effectively a caretaker now – will not be a silver bullet. But it will remove one more unwelcome relic of the recent past. Then it’s just the discount sports store cladding that remains in temporary situ. Oh and Mr. Charnley but who knows what he does really.
This was Bruce’s 1,000thgame as a manager. Whatever your views of his failings, that’s some effort in longevity (particularly with his win rate). At least they had the sense not to try a pre-game presentation. Apparently, this is also his 43rdconsecutive season of involvement in English professional football, itself a record.
If this was to be his final act – fingers crossed – hopefully in time he will be able to watch again as a supporter. Beneath everything else, he is one of us. There will be talk in the coming days of unfair, unwarranted criticism. But for all the dignity rhetoric his time at the club requires the Dignitas treatment; for everybody’s sake.
SAM DALLING
I don’t care about the football or the manager or the owners or the result.
“10 minutes of euphoria tempered by a resort to type. Spurs players then given the freedom of SJP to more than easily put us to the sword.
What started as a day of celebration quickly turned to despair fir those in and around the gallowgate end of the east stand. A fan appearing to have a heart attack right in front of our eyes. Shocking scenes. Hope to god the fan survived, though it looked decidedly desperate for long periods of time.
A word to the “fan” who threatened to get my wife thrown out for calling fir the game to be stopped. If a continuation of the game is more important than life, as long as your daughter isn’t upset by the language my wife used, then so be it. Discuss it with me at the next home game. Hopefully this never happens to s member if your family.
Sorry about the lack of game coverage. Today has been very upsetting to say the least.
Steve Wallwork
‘A game of football that encapsulated Steve Bruce’s entire history as United’s manager. Chaotic, players out of position, disorganised, little in the way of chances created, ceding territory, making the opposition look like potential European champions, manager throwing his arms around communicating his ‘well what more can I do?’ frustration even though he’s the one playing a winger as a central midfielder, a winger as a CF, a wide midfielder as a left back and a left winger as a right midfielder.
It’s so preposterous writing this out that I started laughing and that in itself reminds me that this whole ‘era’ has been one spectacular tragi-comedy’
Norman Riley
UNFIT on the pitch, UNFIT to wear the shirt. Regardless of Bruce, I expected the players to play as though the game were a cup tie. I expected guts to be busted and for every Spurs player with the ball to be closed down in nanoseconds. That lasted less than 10 minutes. It’s not just Bruce. There is an apathy evident all over the team but especially every time we concede a goal. Not one single NUFC player looked “angry,” and frankly, not even “miffed.” The lack of running (fitness) was jaw dropping. You can’t blame Bruce for players not doing the basics right – what they should have learned when they were 11 (the first Spurs goal). My fear is that the new owners and their advisors really are in over their heads, and are going to stick with Bruce until at least January, and will only purchase a couple of “classy” players when instead half the first team needs to be sold in a fire-sale. Joelinton for 1 million back to Germany, anyone? Would they even pay that for him?
Steve’s tactical and management shortcomings are clear no doubt about it.
But we have a team where a number of players are either clearly out of their depth like Krafth, Joe. Out of their prime and clearly not premiership quality anymore like Clark, Ritchie, Gayle etc.
Those that seem to have lost all passion or gotten into comfort zones like Jonjo, Sean.
Or are playing out of position every game like Miguel, Hayden, Murphy etc.
With a few bright spots like Wilson, Willock and St Maximum when they are fit.
We still a fair number of squad members that brought us up five years ago and the results are clear.
Steve’s sacking would be the start, not the end of our issues with our squad. there is a real need for investment across the board, change of tactics, coaching etc.
But the players have to reach down deep and find themselves. or they are going to see the exit at the end of the season or their contracts.
As of now, they are playing for their careers every game. Our new owners didn’t buy us to be in a relegation fight every season and I have no doubt they will get rid of players who they feel aren’t up to scratch.
All of this is going to take time, we are going to have patience, bear with bumps and setbacks this season, next season etc. Rome wasn’t built in a day and our club isn’t going to rise to its full potential without the right support investment, effort from everyone inside and outside of the club.
We are in for the long grind and it’s going to get really ugly for sure.
Very sad to hear about the fan who collapsed in the stands and hope very much they make a full recovery. Doubtless there’ll be plenty of people similarly concerned about this and who will agree that it kind of puts football in perspective.
Which makes it all the more galling to see some Newcastle fans waving Saudi flags and playing fancy dress. Some things matter a hell of a lot more than football, not least of which are people’s lives. Might be good for some of those people to dwell on this a bit.
Sure Miguel Almiron will be delighted to read he was one of the main guilty parties for giving the ball away today when he wasn’t even in the match day 18 because he was travelling back from Paraguay on Friday. Howay Sam give the kid a break, he’s had some bad games mainly because Bruce won’t play him in his proper position but this is a bit harsh…did you copy and paste from a previous match report?