*IN*

The new Premier League season

Leo at The Louvre

Joe Willock

Serie A

The Hundred

Lukaku

Crazy transfer fees

True Faith on Instagram (@tfnufc)

Fantasy Football

Clouds

The harvest

*OUT*

Atsu, Muto, Lejeune, Carroll, and Saivet.

Hot Weather

Petro-teams hoovering up all the talent

Accumulation of preseason minutes

Blonde dye jobs

Fleets

Olympics

Newcastle United’s accounts

Crap EFL Cup ties

Stuart Broad

Exam results (congratulations, or commiserations)

ROB McGREGOR – @SamuraiPizzaRob